Could Britain learn to love Keir Starmer? The Labour leader has won a landslide majority. But both supporters and critics wonder if he is too dull and dutiful to win hearts.
The man who didn't spot burglars in his home
Could Britain learn to love Keir Starmer? The Labour leader has won a landslide majority. But both supporters and critics wonder if he is too dull and dutiful to win hearts.
There was a party at LabourBritain's main left-of-centre political party. HQ. But Sir Keir Starmer was nowhere to be seen. Britain's new prime minister was already at Number 10. Government is serious business. And it has to begin now.
Starmer has won a big majorityMore than half. in the UK general election, but he has not won Britons' hearts.1 He has been called "dull" and "lacking in flair".
Britain has always loved big characters imagined and real, from Shakespeare's jolly Falstaff to Winston ChurchillThe British prime minister during World War Two, and later from 1951 to 1955. and his rapier wit.
Some say character makes the man,2 but does Starmer have one? There are glimpses in Starmer's life of a more interesting character - one which might make British voters grow to love him.
Robbed blind. Starmer's flatmate once came home to find two burglars stealing their television. The friend thought Starmer was out. But he found him upstairs, so absorbed in his work that he had failed to notice the thieves.
Double trouble. A man once pretended to be Starmer. He put romantic ads in newspapers and tried to charge cab fares to Starmer's work. Starmer only found out when a cab driver burst into his office demanding money.
Big baller. Starmer is obsessed with football. He has a season ticket to Arsenal and plays every Sunday. Fellow player Ian Birrell says: "He told me the central rule for his game was 'don't be an arse'".
Queer ally. In the 1980s, when homophobiaPrejudice or discrimination due to a person's sexuality. was common in Britain,3 a young Starmer was beaten up while trying to protect a gay friend from assault. This commitment remains. Biographer Tom Baldwin describes Starmer's "cold fury" over an attack on his queer niece.
Burger flipper. In 1997, when two environmental activists were sued by McDonald's for libelA false written statement about someone that damages their reputation. , lawyer Starmer helped them for no fee. The 10-year case damaged the fast food restaurant's reputation.
Could Britain learn to love Keir Starmer?
Yes: Stranger things have happened. 1940s Labour prime minister Clement Attlee was a modest man but is often voted Britain's best leader. If Starmer delivers, as Attlee did, people could take him into their hearts.
No: The public often admires big characters, but Starmer is a small one. He might command respect or derision, depending on your views and his actions in office. But few will fall in love.
Or... It does not matter. Starmer inherits Britain at a difficult time. His reputation will depend on whether he manages to turn things around. If he succeeds, he will deserve admiration, if not love.
Keywords
Labour - Britain's main left-of-centre political party.
Majority - More than half.
Winston Churchill - The British prime minister during World War Two, and later from 1951 to 1955.
Homophobia - Prejudice or discrimination due to a person's sexuality.
Libel - A false written statement about someone that damages their reputation.
The man who didn’t spot burglars in his home
Glossary
Labour - Britain's main left-of-centre political party.
Majority - More than half.
Winston Churchill - The British prime minister during World War Two, and later from 1951 to 1955.
Homophobia - Prejudice or discrimination due to a person's sexuality.
Libel - A false written statement about someone that damages their reputation.