Is it worth going to university? The future of Boris Johnson, the government and the entire country rests this week in the hands of a modest civil servant who started work at 17.
The ex-pub landlady set to call time on PM
Is it worth going to university? The future of Boris Johnson, the government and the entire country rests this week in the hands of a modest civil servant who started work at 17.
The jokes are all over the internet. A dog is shown surrounded by a shredded cushion. Another one is eating stew from a pot on the kitchen stove. Whatever the situation, the punchline is the same quote: "I cannot comment until Sue Gray has completed her investigations."
Until a couple of weeks ago Sue Gray was known as "the most powerful person you've never heard of". Then she was put in charge of investigating parties at 10 Downing Street during lockdown - and became a household name.
Her report is expected this week. If it finds that Johnson knew about the illegal gatherings, he could be forced to resign.
Gray has always kept a low profile. Even those who worked with her for years do not know where she grew up. Some people even think she might have been a spy in Northern Ireland during the Troubles.
Her official title is Second Permanent Secretary to the Cabinet Office. But she used to be in charge of deciding whether ministers had broken rules - so she is the ideal person to look into Partygate.
Her job was to know everything about senior figures that might embarrass the government. As one person said: "She knows where the bodies are buried."
There is a softer side to her: she loves cats, and is brilliant at karaoke. But no one doubts that her report will be ruthlessly professional.
Gray did not go to university: instead, she joined the civil service straight from school.
Many others have gone far without a university education. Alan Sugar and Richard Branson both left school at 16 to start their own businesses.
Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs all dropped out of college.
Is it worth going to university?
Yes: For most people, education is the key to success. University does not just increase your knowledge, it provides a chance to expand your mind by mixing with clever people from many different backgrounds.
No: To be a success, you should start work and learn the ropes of the real world as soon as possible. Going to university will saddle you with an enormous student loan which will take years to pay off.
Or... You will get more out of university if you go later in life rather than straight after school. You will have a better idea of what really interests you, and focus on your studies instead of partying.
Keywords
Troubles - The period from the late 1960s until the Good Friday Agreement in 1998, when Northern Ireland saw terrible sectarian violence.
Cabinet Office - The Cabinet Office is part of the centre of government, alongside No 10 Downing Street and the Treasury. Its head office is near Downing Street.
Partygate - Nickname given to the controversy over a series of illegal gatherings hosted in 10 Downing Street, Johnson's office and home, during the Covid-19 lockdown.
Where the bodies are buried - A popular phrase meaning what secrets have been hidden.
Alan Sugar - His company Amstrad was among the first to sell affordable home computers. He is also known as the star of the TV series The Apprentice.
Richard Branson - His businesses have included Virgin Records, Virgin Trains and the space-tourism company Virgin Galactic.
The ex-pub landlady set to call time on PM
Glossary
Troubles - The period from the late 1960s until the Good Friday Agreement in 1998, when Northern Ireland saw terrible sectarian violence.
Cabinet Office - The Cabinet Office is part of the centre of government, alongside No 10 Downing Street and the Treasury. Its head office is near Downing Street.
Partygate - Nickname given to the controversy over a series of illegal gatherings hosted in 10 Downing Street, Johnson’s office and home, during the Covid-19 lockdown.
Where the bodies are buried - A popular phrase meaning what secrets have been hidden.
Alan Sugar - His company Amstrad was among the first to sell affordable home computers. He is also known as the star of the TV series The Apprentice.
Richard Branson - His businesses have included Virgin Records, Virgin Trains and the space-tourism company Virgin Galactic.