Fur flies over fickle love of Ozzy the cat

Claws out: Over £20,000 in legal bills later… Ozzie is under house arrest © The Sun

Should cats be allowed to choose their owners? A bitter row has erupted in public over a majestic Maine Coon cat that started spending most of its time enjoying the high life away from home.

On a brisk morning in West London, Ozzy the cat slinks his way down the street. He is heading home. But which home will he go to today?

Ozzy has a clear choice. He can go to his official residence and his legal “parents” John Hall and his wife Jackie, a children’s art therapist. Very decent people. Perfectly nice ironing to lie on. Regular meals.

Or he can go to the rather comfy hotel he has discovered just 10 doors down the street.

In August 2018, the Halls realised that Ozzy’s forays were emphatically more than occasional when they noticed his collar had gone. In its place was a new one bearing Nicola Lesbirel’s phone number.

This declaration of war triggered a complex and bitter neighbourhood row, culminating in a £20,000 court settlement.

And Ozzy? On the advice of a vet, he is confined to barracks for several months to re-adjust before he is let outside again – and then only with a GPS collar fitted.

The drama has sharply divided cat lovers.

“Poor Ozzy. I think he’s entitled to choose where he wishes to be, and it’s sad that humans have to be so controlling,” said one.

“I don’t agree,” retorted another angrily. “This seems a clear case of cat grooming.”

Beneath it all lies one of the big questions of existence: should cats be allowed to choose their owners?

Paws for thought

No, say those who believe that law is the ultimate authority. Legally, a cat is a possession like a car or a pair of earrings. If you own a cat, there are laws that forbid anyone else claiming it is theirs – for example, by removing a collar and replacing it with their own.

Yes, say those who believe that truth is more important than the law. The truth is that a cat – unlike a dog – still has a wild soul. No human has the right to “own” this wildness. We cannot own the waves or the wind.

You Decide

  1. Do cats have emotions?


  1. Draw or paint your own picture of Ozzy.

Some People Say...

“In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

Terry Pratchett (1948-2015), British novelist

What do you think?

Q & A

What do we know?
In the UK, 24% of households own a cat; in the USA the percentage is slightly higher at 25.4%. It is often thought that cats have a right to roam wherever they wish. This idea is based on the fact that dog and livestock owners are obliged by law to keep their animals under control but these duties do not apply to cat owners. The law recognises that cats are less likely to cause injury to people or damage property than some other animals. However, cat owners do have a duty to take reasonable care to ensure that their cats do not injure people or damage property.
What do we not know?
We really have no idea what a cat thinks or how it sees humans. Are we merely a source of food and attention, or a base for it to mark its territory?

Word Watch

To move smoothly and quietly with gliding steps, in a stealthy or sensuous manner.
An excursion, often into forbidden territory.
Agreement on payments and undertakings.
Confined to barracks
Ordered to remain indoors.
GPS collar
A global positioning satellite collar that can allow the owner to find you more easily.
Luring, or persuading.

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