Quiz: a week in 12 questions + Caption Competition

Man’s best friend – or something else? Send us your funniest captions!

  1. What event have people launched as a reaction to Black Friday?
    1. Stay at Home Day
    2. Buy Nothing Day
    3. Do Diddly-squat Day
  2. How many land borders does the UK have?
    1. Zero
    2. One
    3. Two
  3. Which of these is not true of Meghan Markle, Prince Harry’s fiancée?
    1. She is divorced
    2. She is American
    3. She is half-Pakistani
  4. Members of the current royal family have had 10 marriages between them. How many have ended in divorce?
    1. One
    2. Three
    3. Seven
  5. Which of these countries has no active volcanoes?
    1. Morocco
    2. USA
    3. Indonesia
  6. Which of these is a type of star that is smaller and cooler than our sun?
    1. Red Dwarf
    2. White Dwarf
    3. Green Dwarf
  7. How has clothes rental company Rent the Runway been described?
    1. “McDonald’s for models”
    2. “Argos for hipsters”
    3. “Spotify for fashion”
  8. What does the military term “MAD” stand for?
    1. Mutually Assured Destruction
    2. Mid-level Army Diplomacy
    3. Mentally Addled Dictators
  9. President Trump retweeted videos posted by the deputy leader of which UK political party?
    1. UKIP
    2. Britain First
    3. British National Party
  10. Which lake holds 22% of the world’s fresh water?
    1. Lake Victoria
    2. Lake Superior
    3. Lake Baikal
  11. Approximately how many rats are there in the world?
    1. 700 million
    2. 7 billion
    3. 7 trillion
  12. Eight donkeys were jailed in India for four days this week. Why?!
    1. They attacked a cow
    2. They blocked the way of the prime minister’s car
    3. They ate expensive plants

Caption competition

Last week’s winner

“Honey, I blew up the dog…” Walthamstow Hall

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1b, 2b, 3c, 4b, 5a, 6a, 7c, 8a, 9b, 10c, 11b, 12c

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