Caption Competition Winners

  • “Something from the mini bar? No, I've gone cold turkey.” Millais School

  • “Tyran-in-jaw-rus.” Alleyn’s School

  • “See things from an otter point of view.” King’s College School Wimbledon

  • “Three farmers walk into a baaaah...” Brompton Academy

  • “Balloons for £2 squid” Holland Park School

  • “What my food sees from the microwave.” Walthamstow Hall

  • “Sssssnice to see you... Yeah, got to fly.” Thomas Telford School

  • “A B C easy as B R E X I T” The Priory School

  • “The floor is lava.” Altrincham Grammar School For Girls

  • “It must be love-flirty.” Holland Park School

  • “As Prime Minister, I’ll be a friend to all blue collar workers.” The Brunts Academy

  • “We place our crust in him.” Wycombe Abbey School

  • “It must be woof.” Riddlesdown Collegiate

  • “Spice Girls tribute act fails to impress.” Hull Collegiate School

  • “Ma’am’s gone to Iceland.” Millais School